Let us not forget the mission on which I embarked, in this here GARAGEVINO venture, in the first place: to make extraordinary wine. And while there are viticulture and enology schools, certificate programs, and extension classes galore; along with a plethora of intern, slave (I mean volunteer), and apprentice opportunities available in the industry, there is, of course, no better way to learn than to do.
To paraphrase the way I began this blog, Learn not — do or do not, there is no learning. Well, there’s both. But study without action? Library stuff. And I want to make wine.

So after contacting a few listings and reaching out to the measly few grower contacts I had, I decided, for my first garage vintage, to go with Zinfandel. Reaching him through his posting on winebusiness.com, I made a small deal with a Paso Robles grower named Mike Prowse, deciding to buy one-quarter of a ton of his fruit. Much of Mike’s crop had gone to Cambria, a winery in Santa Maria, if I remember Mike’s story right. But Cambria, or whoever it was, hadn’t taken as much as in the prior year, so he had some rows left unharvested. He decided to open the flood gates to any smaller buyers and I leaped at the opportunity.
The reason I went for it was Mike’s growing program. He keeps his yields low, this year down to somewhere around 1.5 tons per acre. He dropped a significant quantity of fruit in June to get down to that low yield — adding complexity to the grapes that remain on the vine. His vines are head-trained and he uses sustainable growing practices. Very close to organic, with very few if any pesticides or herbicides used, particularly this year. He indicated he’d done a test on the rows we were discussing a few days before and the fruit came in at 26 Brix and 3.6 ph. His price was reasonable at $1500/ton — on the high end for large quantities of Paso Robles Zinfandel but not when you’re buying small quantities as in my case. The fact he prorated it for me was a favor — ¼ ton for $375. There was one catch — but it was a catch I liked: for only a quarter-ton he couldn’t bring in a crew to harvest — he and I would need to do it ourselves.
How great is that — picking the fruit myself, with the farmer who grew the grapes, for my first vintage.
And so early on the morning of Sunday, October 21, I took a set of four freshly sterilized food-grade plastic trash bins (two 44-gallon jobs, two 30-galloners also), obtained at Craig Jaffurs’ recommendation from Smart & Final — plus a set of shears, a baseball cap, gloves, some cold-weather clothes, and headed up the highway in my Sequoia for the two-hour drive north from Santa Barbara.
Here I am cleaning my soon-to-be fermentation vessels, AKA trash bins, the night before I head up to Paso Robles. (Even if it’s midnight when you get around to it, there’s something exciting about sterilizing bins of your own after you’ve spent much of the harvest season cleaning them for the winery you work for. You do, however, begin to feel a bit odd as the clock creeps past midnight — you wonder, as you clean trash bins and set aside squares of plastic tarp and towels in your car, whether your neighbors are thinking they live beside Ted Bundy, or some other maniac bent on creating an opening scene out of Law & Order: SVU.)

Mike’s vineyard is near the tiny town of Creston. He’s got a website if you’d like to find out more. By a little after 8 a.m., I pulled through his gates, we got acquainted, and he went and got his ATV. I noticed as I pulled in, by the way, that it was 40 degrees out. My grapes would be nice and cool from the cold October Paso Robles overnight chill.
As you can see, Creston Hills Vineyard, as he calls his place, has that Paso Robles “hills of Tuscany” look to it — and Mike and his wife have Australian Shepards to help them enjoy the property, duly announced by the sign at the entrance to their driveway. Note the bird-netting over the rows. Over most of the rows, anyway.


Mike set the ATV up with a trailer and loaded a quarter-ton bin on the trailer.

He had me grab a pair of the picking bins, outfitted one of the ATV’s handlebars with a small bucketful of water (used to dip our shears when they got sticky from the grapes), gave me a short tour of his property and pulled into Block 2 for the morning harvest.
Here I am clipping clusters. Zinfandel can be inconsistent, berry-to-berry, cluster-to-cluster, even vine to vine. In some cases, you’ll find green, pink, deep purple and raisined berries all on the same cluster. Some say the raisined berries give you extra tannins on a per-pound basis; some say the vast range you find in the fruit gives Zin its unique character. Either way it was nice to be able to pick out the clusters I preferred.




We tested a few with Mike’s refractometer; some clusters appeared ripe but when held up to the sun were pink rather than purple and tested around 19 or 20 Brix; the purpler, riper clusters were as high as 28 Brix. I caught a grasp of how to pick and choose the right mix to shoot for 25 or 26 Brix in my little bit of tonnage.
We would clip clusters into our picking bins, which when full might have been 30 or 40 pounds. Take the bins, dump them into the quarter-ton big-bin on the ATV trailer, and vine by vine, row by row, the big bin begins to fill up. Had the opportunity to remove any stray leaves and other junk at every stage. Mike was pretty helpful in telling me which clusters I’d picked shouldn’t make the cut.


And no, I didn’t actually drive this thing (for fear of running down a half-dozen of Mike’s vines), but here I am for a photo op aboard the ATV.

As the sun rose, the vineyard heated up, maybe closing in on 75 degrees. Bees and birds began to join us for the festivities. Whether it came as a result of the bird netting being a little loose or semi-removed, the one issue I began to have with the harvest was the large number of berries I encountered that had been munched upon, either by bees, other insects, or birds. I assume birds got it started and insects followed once berries were punctured. It wasn’t a consistent issue, but I did skip the occasional vine and plenty of clusters in an attempt to keep the fruit whole and clean of pest-tasting activity.
The big bin fills up…

And right around noon, I had my quarter-ton. Pretty sad if you think about it, but that’s what you get when two gringos are doing the picking: a quarter ton in 3.5 hours of picking. Machine harvesters, we ain’t.


Mike drove the fruit up to my car so we could transfer to my sterile bins. Ideally we might have just stayed with the quarter-ton bin, but I wouldn’t have had any way to get it out of my Sequoia back at home. So fistful by fistful, Mike and I transferred the fruit to my four smaller bins, all but filling them up. Seems I’d bought the perfect amount of gallonage, bins-wise.

Then Mike asked me a question, and I realized I’d forgotten one whole step entirely.
“How are you destemming?” Mike says.
I stood, jaw slack, realizing I hadn’t thought of this obvious step.
“Guess I hadn’t thought it through,” I say. “Got everything else I need from the winemaking supply shop — but I’m not sure what I planned to do about destemming. Perhaps I’m a little dense.”
“You could do whole clusters,” he says.
We discussed the idea of utilizing the destemmer he had tucked away in his garage, but since we hadn’t arranged this in advance, it might take too long to get it out and put it to work. In the end I decided I’d do my best to pull stems from the bins after or during the crush — which I planned to have my kids do the old-fashioned way. So I’d be going old-fashioned the whole way.
Turns out, after talking to a few excellent winemakers, that whole-stem fermentation is a great idea for Zinfandel. The very next day, in fact, while working at Jaffurs, I confirmed this as a common practice (at least for certain varietals) — as a half-ton bin of whole-cluster Syrah was set aside for foot-stomping the following day.
By the time Mike and I finished transferring the Zin to my bins, it was almost 1 p.m. and closing in on 80 degrees out. My idea on this vintage was to cold-soak the fruit before crushing for at least 2-3 days, so I didn’t want the grapes to warm up past 55 or 60 degrees if I could help it. I realized further that in my excitement to get up here and pick the fruit, I neglected to get my hands on some dry ice to keep the bins cool.
So I cranked the AC in the Sequoia the whole way back, called around some stores on the drive south, and discovered some Halloween dry ice was available at Ralph’s near my home. I picked up a few bags of regular ice along with the dry stuff, shoved it in the back with the bins, and pulled into my driveway around 3 p.m. nearly frozen stiff…but with four cool bins of cool fruit in a cool car ready to begin their cold soak in proper fashion!
My three kids and wife came out to have a look at what Crazy Daddy the Garage Winemaker had spent the morning picking. No, it was not, as it might appear, an organ harvest, or heart-transplant medivac trip — but a successful harvest of my first, official, quarter-ton of California winegrapes destined for the inaugural vintage of GARAGEVINO wine.



Next: Chapter 2: The Crush, and Other Notes